Happy New Year 2019 Comedy Wishes | Comedy and Funny Happy New YearJokes and pics 2019

Happy New Year 2019 Comedy Wishes | Comedy and Funny Happy New Year Jokes and pics 2019

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Happy New Year 2019 Comedy Wishes

Funny Happy New Year Jokes and Riddles 2019


Husband: 2day is Sunday & I have 2 enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: For you & ur parents

I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.

Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.

My brother’s New Year’s resolution is to move out of my parent's house. You’d think after 49 years he’d try another one.

The first week of January, gyms and yoga classes everywhere are packed with people who made new years resolutions to tone up. It’s like sardines in there. Big sardines. But they’re all gone by February.

Happy New Year Wishes for Husband

My new year’s resolution is to get better at pretending to know the words to Auld Lang Syne.

On New Years, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.

New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances are forgotten. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Chinese Jokes About New Year Resolutions 2019

My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.

May all ur troubles last as long as ur Nw Yr’s resolutions!

Nw Yr’s Day: Now is da accepted time 2 make ur regular annual good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.

Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives. 

Happy New Year Messages 2019

My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonald's.

An optimist stays up until midnite 2 see da Nw Yr in.

A pessimist stays up 2 make sure da old yr leaves.

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year.

It is that we should have a new soul.

A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep no dieting all year long.

Happy New Year 2019 Comedy Wishes | Comedy and Funny Happy New Year Jokes and pics 2019

Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.